Are you sure you want the cone dip?

I was not impressed when a family of three entered the shop and began asking unwanted questions.

"Do you guys dip cones here?"
"Well, yes, we do. But we only have chocolate."
"Oh, is that like the hot fudge?"
"No, the hot fudge is something different that we put on sundaes. It's really good, a really nice chocolate."
"Oh, but can you put the hot fudge on cones?"
"No, the hot fudge won't stick to cones. But we can put it in a bowl. It's really, really good."
"So the cone dip is the only one you can have on cones?"
"Right, but the hot fudge is much better."
"Okay, we'll have 3 small hot fudge sundaes then.

And just like that, I dodged a bullet.